Dear BJs Wholesale Club,
Thank you for making your shopping carts big enough to fit both of my kids, a 40 pound bag of dog food, 30 rolls of paper towels and a giant cheese wheel.
...and thanks for that special, next to the cart-corral "Parents with Small Children" parking spot you made just for me. You're awesome. I owe you one.
Thanks for being full of magical deliciousness. Your tiny, tasty circles of goodness make our shopping trips tolerable and keep me sane. It's amazing that no kid ever cries, whines or screams when one of you is in his face.
With Kindest Regards,